90stv:

emma stone rachel weiss olivia colman’s introduction of the favorites at the golden globes in 2019 > all of shakespeare’s fuck what’s the word for discography but books

shinelikethunder:

cupofcoffin:

Hot adulting tip: make a “responsibilitysona” and roleplay them when you have chores to do

#this is Neurotypical Karen and she enjoys having good sleep hygeine & returning phone calls (via @deadpanwalking)

i haven’t been on here in five months but i’m just popping to say i’m finally an adult so whoop whoop i made it

themself:

Are you a failed math class gay, failed English class gay, or failed science class gay

nxs:

Shoutout to women just because

carpetmunchies:

> “people who identify as women”

> women

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> “people who identify as men”

> men

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> “the gender they identify as”

> their gender

thanks for coming to my ted talk

jupiters:

associating a song with a person is a risky move

boymilk:

gooeyshark:

do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean